[Follow The Disorganized Religion Of My Head]: Archive

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Have you ever considered that maybe I get so upset and disheartened because I expected more out of you? I know you’re stronger than this and you’re more than this. And because of that, it sorely disappoints me to see you pull shit like this. Because you’re my friend and I love you, I accept you the way you are. And I love you no matter what you choose to do. I’ll just...

Mar 25th

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If you truly love someone, you have to look out for them. No matter what it does to you, you must do what’s best for them.

Mar 25th

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“Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking...”

– I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell / Tucker Max. Day 14 — A non-fictional book

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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“The movies I watch and the music I listen to and the books I read - those are...”

– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via chocolate-cigarettes) (via jocasta) (via palahniukandchocolate) (via fortuneandglory) (via somebodysaiditbetter)

Mar 25th

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Mar 23rd

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Settle down now, children. Story time.

Once upon a time, there were two girls named Nix and Kitty. They were the embodiment of awesomeness. One day, they were at The Boardwalk, a local venue where bands play, and Nix decided to go up on stage. She started singing and rapping anything that came to mind. Everyone in the crowd was pissed. So they took the little fedora hats off of the monkeys on their shoulders and started throwing...

Mar 23rd

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Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) We should have an orgy with Shawn, Johnny, Jon, Jamie, Lee, Aaron, and Spencer.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) Add Pete and I'm down.
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Alright, that hoe can come.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) WHOO! Let's do it.
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Alright. -Gets everyone together-
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Go get the chains.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) OH MY GOD!@
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Huh?
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) That is SO creepy. I swear to god, I was listening to that part JUST as I saw that. O.O
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Creeeeeeeeeeepy.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) Yeah. Anyway, back to business. -grabs whips, whipped cream, chains and handcuffs- This all we need?
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Yeah, just about. -Smirks-
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) Alright. -turns to kidnapped band memebers- Let's go guys! Come on!
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Awesome. C'mon boys. -Herds them into torture/sex chamber-
Grim Kitten: buried sweetly in your yellow haaaair, Johnaannnaaaa.
Jigsaw: Now Playing: Johanna - Sweeney Todd
Jigsaw: O.O
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) O_O
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) why does this keep fucking happening!!!!?
Jigsaw: X_X
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) I don't know. Weeeird.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) It iiiiiiiiiiis. -shakes head and
 goes into sex chamber-
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) -Follows Jigsaw into sex chamber- Alright, what now, what now? Who's first?
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) Hmmm.... -grabs Pete and Aaron by the hair- I'll take these two right now.
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Alright, good choices. -Looks at Lee frown- Aww, but look at poor Lee. :(
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) -Grabs Jamie and Shawn- Sorry, Johnny and Jon. =(
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten:) Awww...okay. Come along, Lee babe. -pulls Lee along- Wait...who the fuck is Johnny?
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Alright, cool. Didn't want Lee left out. Johnny. C'mon, -Points to Sweeney- ;)
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten:) Oh! Right! Sorry Jon, but you're just gonna sit this round out.
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Yeah... -Takes Shawn to A bed and chains him up, then proceeds to do the same to Jamie on A different bed- Yayyy.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) WAIT! -runs and grabs Spencer from the shadows- Totally forgot about you, hun. Kitty! This one tried to escape! -chains Spencer to bed and shakes her head-
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Haha, can't let 'em escape. Then they'll get the cops and that's never any good... -Smiles and shakes head-
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten)Silly little Spencermuffin. You will NEVER escape. -smiles evily then starts to chain up the rest of her boys-
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Ah, good stuff. Gotta make sure the chains are TIGHT. -Does her rounds and checks everyone's chains- We're all good now. ;)
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) Right. -checks chains- Okay, we're ready to go. MATT! -grabs Matt and gives him a camera-
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Alright, good. -Shows Matt how to work the camera- That's the zoom button, if you need to use it. Alright, ready boys?
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) -smiles as the boys give them frightened faces- Let's go.
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Alright, good shit. Now, I don't want any of you pulling anything... I don't like hitting you, but it's your choice. So behave.
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) You heard the lady. No funny business. I have whips and I WILL use them. Hmmm....now who first? -picks Pete- Sure, why not? =D
Grim Kitten: (Says to Jigsaw) Thank you. Now... hmm... Shawn or Jamie... Shawwwn orrrr Jamiieeee... -Grabs Jamie and smirks at him- You'll do fine. =]
Jigsaw: (Says to Grim Kitten) -goes to Pete and proceeds to violate him while singing- Wake up Johanna! You're gone, but yet you're mine!
Jigsaw: Poor boys. Poor, kidnapped, scared, band boys.
Grim Kitten: Hah, poor Shawn/Jon/Jamie/Lee/Pete/sdjkgwh too many. =)

Mar 23rd

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This Is For...

The boys who never fail to keep my palms sweaty, my jaw dropped, and my hands shaking. Here’s the boys who keeps my heart beating faster with a single chord. Here’s to the boys who are always there for me. Here’s to the boy whose voice is so incredible it leaves me in tears. Here’s to the boy whose smile makes my entire heart melt. Here’s to the boy whose hair...

Mar 23rd

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Genius.

Paper boy off in this hoe. Watch me fold it, watch me throw. Watch me crank dat paper boy. And promotional bag that hoe! Now watch me, YOOOOOOOOOU!!!! Crank dat paper boy. Now watch me, YOOOOOOOOOOOU!! Crank dat paper boy! Now watch me, YOOOOOOOOOU!!!! Crank dat paper boy. Now watch me, YOOOOOOOOOU!!!! I’m foldin’ on yo’ bitch ass. And if we get the fightin’, ...

Mar 23rd

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